Love is Blind

I woke up at the crack of dawn , it was raining cats and dogs and I knew today was the day to fall in love. I was walking to work when I saw him, he was truely the cream of the crop. I went out on a limb and decided to talk to him, my stomach was full of butterflies and (knock on wood) he was the guy for me. When we met it was love at first sight and there was an instant connection. The love between us was truely heaven on earth. He was dumb as a stump but I didn't mind, I was happier than a duck in water that day and I told my friends all about this new guy in my life. They were'nt very impressed but beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I was head over heels in love. A few days later we met up again, he was even sweeter than apple pie and we made it official, I just bought my new dog.